I have a gallon jug of relish and some beer in my fridge

We are moving in four days and my refridgerator looks like it did when I was 20 - full of condiments, beer and take-out! The kids are spending the week at their Nanny & Papa's house so I guess it's acceptable. It's not like we are cooking for anyone. In fact, we CAN'T cook for anyone! All of our pots are in boxes! Here is a look into my empty (yet somehow still full-looking) fridge: